“3 FEET FROM MY KIDNEY is my other kidney being readied for kidney-transplantation surgery. I’m nervous yet grateful that my kidney’ll be filterin’ somebody elses piss for a change.”
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THE F STATE Since my start in Florida, the F state, 23 years ago, I’ve seen many changes. The F state isn’t just a place to hang my hat anymore, it’s the place I call home, sweet citrussy home. I’ve laid down roots, all my marriages (to “women”) have occurred here, one of my “wives” gave birth to a “child” in Daytona Beach (which is now part of Florida). I remember governor Graham & his crazy attempt to force the good people into homo-erotics & governor Martinez’s move to compel us to be ear-tagged & radio-collared. I still opine painfully at Gov. Buddy McKay’s attempt to Kim Chee the cremains of Lawton Chiles and bleed heartily at Janet Geronimo Toilet Reno’s slip into palsy—gagging on emissions of principal air pollutants in the U.S., 1987-96, and finding joy in frosty northern tail what pours into the F state from Godless Canada.
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